Date Rape

The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.

Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.

by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010

Claire Dames

Hawt pornstar, amirite?

Carl: Is that Claire Dames getting fucked by three bloods?
Johnny: Werd.

by 545456456 August 6, 2008

dalesha

Dalesha is athletic attractive but don't get on her bad side.she is everything a boy wants.she is fast asf y'all can't catch her.perfect wife material

Hit dalesha up

by Lele704 November 27, 2016

boy date

When two heterosexual best friend males go out together on a "date" and have dinner, participate in friendly, masculine activities, et cetera. Sometimes mistaken for a butch gay couple since women are not involved. Definitely not to be confused with boy fun.

Megan: "What were you up to last Friday night?"
Dave: "I went out on a boy date with my best friend Dustin."
Megan: "How was it?"
Dave: "Great. We got steaks at Sizzler, went to the hockey game, and then saw the new James Bond movie at the cinema. Next week we're planning on going to the drag strip because they're having the truck races."

by DRGDLER January 13, 2009

One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010

due date

Your inspiration to do your assignments
The day when you really do your assignments

Professor: What's inspiring you to make the project?
College student: The due date

by senioritistic-student July 4, 2017

blind date

Dating for the visually impaired

Ray Charles went on many blind dates with his wife, Della.

by beezor March 20, 2007