Donkey Kick 

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

Donkey Kick by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006

donkey bar 

A place in poor countries that you can go to watch preferably a woman have sex with a donkey or similar barn yard animal.

"Hey Jose, lets go buy some tequila and go to that donkey bar down the street. I hear the women will do anything for money!!"

donkey bar by godfathercj69 June 11, 2006

Donkey chomp 

When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.

My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.

Donkey chomp by Brantera October 14, 2009

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

donkey raping shiteater by Maggie April 15, 2005

donkey mobile 

This is the combination of a donkey punch and a snowmobile. While the guy is ravaging the chick from behind (the chick is on all fours), he gives her a donkey punch. Right when she recieves the punch, the man uses his other arm to sweep the chick's arms out from underneath her in one smooth move. Then, much to her dismay, she falls.

While Joel was ravaging his new woman from behind, he pulled out his best move ever: the donkey mobile. This ensured that she was very confused, and it made him a proud man.

donkey mobile by The Pirate August 31, 2004

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

donkey dick by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Donkey Kong 

A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.

Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.

It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.

Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.

Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.

Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.

Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!

Donkey Kong by getinthevan December 18, 2007