beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 13, 2005

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

curtain ruffler

one who ruffles curtains

you wonna them curtain rufflers boy?

by garaputo November 26, 2010

curtain head

a musilum woman who wears a hijab in public

Cop 1: You see that curtain head over there?
Cop 2: Is that a question?
Cop 1: lmao no
Cop 2: Yeah im not trying to get blown up 2 day tho

Cop 1: k

by butstilltho October 29, 2017

Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012