Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

unusannus.simp_cosplayer

unusannus.simp_cosplayer is a tiktoker with 1,967 followers who simps for fictional characters. He makes tiktoks about Unus Annus, in cosplay, and/or about being apart of the lgbtq+ community. His pronouns are He/They/Bunself! They also wear a skeleton mask (Unus Annus) or a handpainted mask (Blm/Queer)

unusannus.simp_cosplayer is funny

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Cosplayer

A vapid, talentless woman who exploits nerd culture in an effort to generate funds from desperate neckbeards to inject herself so full of plastic that she looks like a cheap sex doll. This, allows her to land equally vapid and talentless fuckboys.

That cosplayer looks nothing like her character, but the nerds at this convention don't seem to care because her fake tits and ass are hanging out.

by Daigobrah February 13, 2017

crespo

A brand of fucking tasty olives innit. I get mine as tescos.

me: Pass me that jar of delicious crespo brand olives, fag.

by Jack Spack June 11, 2006

Cookie Crisp

The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.

We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.

by Mike-a-loeb December 19, 2004

Cosper

n. a person with a reputation as a slut, always female

-A: did you see how short her skirt is?
-B: what a total cosper

dude did you see how many dudes she's with?

I know, a total cosper

by vallejo whitie July 3, 2010

cosplay

Dressing up as an anime character.Mostly,asian girls do this.Why are caucasians trying so hard to cosplay?Its embarassing 'cause im white and I'd rather dress up as goth than cosplay as an anime character.First of all,caucasian cosplayers are fat but even the skinny ones doesn't look good in cosplay outfits.Anime characters doesn'thave narrow,unwrinkled,unfreckled and quite fair (but not pale) skin and they don't have the big pointy nose too.Asian cosplayers have wide,smooth,younger-looking skin.They have almond shaped eyes.I don't know why caucasians kept saying that they are better in cosplay than asian people.They say that anime characters have big eyes,yes they do but their eyes are still shaped like asian eyes..This is why caucasian cosplayers but eyeliners and get rid of their crease right?Anime characters don't look caucasian at all.The characters they thought look like caucasians have shiny,straight yellow (not wavy,dry blonde) hair.I mean what's wrong with that?They have characters that have pink,green and other unbelieveable hair colors right?And also,the blue eyes..other characters have different eye colors even red!So why do people kept saying that they look caucasian?If they do,how come asian people do better in cosplay?Come on people lets just leave the asians in anime/cosplay.I mean,at least were better than asians in punk/emo/goth/halloween outfits!

John:I love asian cosplayers!
Michael:Yeah,but i love caucasian goths!
PEACE!

asians have eyes like anime characters too like this <_ _>
while,caucasians have this (_ _)

by lindsay_yeah January 13, 2008