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a.To be done with a person personality and tired of their ways.
b.Mentality or physically tired.
Jay's mom has me cooked. She is retarded and lame, can't understand why she lets him and his sister stay at friend's house but not at their own father house. IM COOKED!
Cooked by Trickyricky818 January 2, 2023
Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for
Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked
cooked by ursocooked April 26, 2023

Cooked Unit 

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"
Cooked Unit by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023
To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.
He got cooked
cooked by tittimandra June 2, 2023
1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
Cooked by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023
A synonym for correct or good/just-right.
Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!
Cooked by Slayer9000 October 6, 2023