Critter Jitters

The feeling of bugs crawling on you even after you’ve gotten rid of the bug(s) that were previously on you.

Somebody told me I had a spider on my shoulder, so I swatted it off and still had the critter jitters for 20 minutes.

by Kshea18 June 16, 2018

Criticstest

The most criticizing Criticster. Always ruins lives.

I thought Louis was a Criticster but Yoo Rim is the Criticstest.

by Nahos Kianattap November 28, 2018

critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.

This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Critchard

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

Critical moment

A lot of references to critical moments are made with sports. There are no critical moments in most sports games, somebody being in critical condition is a critical moment. Someone performing well under a lot of pressure where not many people would is a lot different than a critical moment.

The guy who helped his team win a ball game isn't really someone who didn't back down from a critical moment, he's just a guy that helped his team win, or didn't quit if they weren't winning, if a reference is made to a guy on a team that didn't win doing something in a critical moment.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019

Criticolling

To use {criticism{ and {control} together another person is criticolling prounounced CRITIKOWLING

Those that {criticise} and {control} others are criticoller's prounounced CRITIKOWLER

My partner is very criticolling towards both myself and her own family and friends and therefore she is a criticoller
I have used this in my new self-help book Goodbye past Hello future which is being released in July

by Mothmann April 29, 2020

critul

Critul is a kind beautiful soul who enjoys poop jokes. She is into naruto, blue slushees, car rides, and nic. She will laugh at everything and is the definition of HOT. She is a queen and will always be the best friend even when people yell at her sometimes. She is fierce and will attack back though. She also as a funny laugh and will have four kids a big house and be SUCCESSFUL!

Critul, did you just fart? Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone!

by Yoyo2002 May 30, 2020