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critul

Critul is a kind beautiful soul who enjoys poop jokes. She is into naruto, blue slushees, car rides, and nic. She will laugh at everything and is the definition of HOT. She is a queen and will always be the best friend even when people yell at her sometimes. She is fierce and will attack back though. She also as a funny laugh and will have four kids a big house and be SUCCESSFUL!
Critul, did you just fart? Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone!
by Yoyo2002 May 30, 2020
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Cribulate

The act of one residing in their crib
"I'm just gonna cribulate later"
by Verycooldude March 23, 2020
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Criculo

Cri comes from the word Crica which means pussy in spanish and Culo that is asshole in mentioned language.
Can be used to say that someone is ugly, a curse word like Puñeta or when one has been penetrated thru the anus.
Esa tipa es un criculo.

Criculo!

Te dieron duro por el criculo?
by CommodoreD July 22, 2007
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cribulatory

Fancy word for crib. sounds more profesional than crib
Meet me at my cribulatory
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Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.
Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."
by Renegade65 March 30, 2010
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Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.
Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.
by silverfire675 March 29, 2010
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Crittle

Crittle is this awesome chick..i find very intriguing. She is a friend. A damn true one and she'll never leave your side when you are in Need. She's got a beautiful soul and just like your Donna... simply irresistible. She too is as if the sun never stops shining when she is around.
Now she is definitely a Crittle. She ain't left her side since her breakdown. Now that's a bad bitch right there.
by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021
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