crab sex

When an arthritic man and a woman love each other very much they have crab sex. It is called crab sex as the arthritic man will only move awkwardly sideways, not up or down.

Guy1: (pauses game of quietpes)Whats that noise coming from upstairs?
Guy2: Thats my housemate with his girlfriend
Guy1: That doesn't sound right, he's doing it wrong.
Guy2: No he's got arthritis remember, it's crab sex

by mr crab July 11, 2007

Crab Bitch

Someone who doesn't want to touch crabs when picking them apart to eat.

Phil won't break apart the crabs body. He's such a crab bitch.

by Leonhart August 19, 2017

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

crab eyes

Erect nipples (generally female) visible through clothing due to chill or arousal.

It's so cold out, Wendy got the crab eyes. She could cut glass with those things.

by Jackson Publick January 19, 2009

crab walking

When the female gets into a crab position and walks back and forth into the males genitalia. The male can also place two fingers in her backdoor for added arousal.

Kevin: "I got our lass into crab walking the other day! It sent her bean wild."

by G-shot Muncher December 26, 2011

crab fucker

one who fucks crabs. perhaps other crustations

man: hey do you wanna come to my house to get high and play halo?
crab fucker :no dude im going to the beach
man: again? youre such a crab fucker!!

by Elliot D.C September 10, 2006

crab dribble

a dribble/travel only performed and discussed between basketball royalty

What are you talking about, ref? That wasn't traveling, I crab dribbled! - LeBron James

by mike vickery January 5, 2009