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Someone who doesn't want to touch crabs when picking them apart to eat.
Phil won't break apart the crabs body. He's such a crab bitch.
by Leonhart August 19, 2017
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a woman with no morals
Tim: "yeah I fucked this girl the other day but turns out she has no morals."
Brad: "sounds like a crab bitch."
by Cool gal August 22, 2016
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