Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.
George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.
Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?
George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?
George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.
Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?
George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?
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Home to the first manufactured car, daimler . When coventry wants to do something , it always wants to be better than others . For example they have one of the biggest Tesco in this country and biggest super hospital in this country.
geography
However Coventry is a concrete jungle. Home to an eyesore ringroad which is shaped like homers donut that conquers the whole city centre.
Culture
Dominated by large group of chavs and uni students. infact the "city" is more lively during term time. The town is a ghost town every sundays and school holidays. At the heart of the "vibrant" shopping district (where the naked lady godiva statue exist, that's where the goths/punks hang out.
fact:-Coventry is dominated by older people
why:- because the city is boring and the younger generation are moving out
Home to the first manufactured car, daimler . When coventry wants to do something , it always wants to be better than others . For example they have one of the biggest Tesco in this country and biggest super hospital in this country.
geography
However Coventry is a concrete jungle. Home to an eyesore ringroad which is shaped like homers donut that conquers the whole city centre.
Culture
Dominated by large group of chavs and uni students. infact the "city" is more lively during term time. The town is a ghost town every sundays and school holidays. At the heart of the "vibrant" shopping district (where the naked lady godiva statue exist, that's where the goths/punks hang out.
fact:-Coventry is dominated by older people
why:- because the city is boring and the younger generation are moving out
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Get the Cadillac converter mug.The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."
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The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.
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