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human condom

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
by Scotters August 13, 2007
mugGet the human condommug.

Obama Condom

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!
by Giggles88 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Obama Condommug.

Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags
This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.
by Honey Do July 24, 2011
mugGet the Condom Wrappermug.

Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"
by chumpguy December 31, 2013
mugGet the Mexican Condommug.

double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.
Making this field required is a double condom.
by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015
mugGet the double condommug.

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
mugGet the Golfers Condommug.

condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016
mugGet the condom boymug.

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