comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.
by jek September 09, 2003
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Commonical

a familiar resonable action.
Gabe: Dude, look at my shirt! I just had it made! Isn't it sweet?!

Sal: It's a picture of a german shepard head with paw prints down the side... pretty cool dude?

Gabe: Yea, I know! And it was only $45 dollars!!

Sal: You would. That's so commonical of you.
by harley boots November 21, 2010
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izzy commons

she is a lovely and kind hearted person who will always listen to you and help you out. she cares for you and looks out for you more than she does for herself<3
person- i really need someone to talk to :(
person 2- go talk to izzy commons she’ll help you and listen to you
by the person next to you :) February 07, 2022
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half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.
I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.
by oldsheepie December 19, 2023
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common crispy W

When the famous streamer crispy twerks on stream and his massive juicy ass claps, or when crispy calls you baby and you swap your phone to your left hand
Chat: yo crispy just showed me his wee wee common crispy W
by Niggerballs420 October 21, 2022
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Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.
by nouns May 17, 2011
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Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.
—Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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