A complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh sexual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a sex coma.
I banged that bitch to the point of sex coma.
*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)
*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)
by Wabang January 19, 2010
Get the Sex Coma mug.One who gives commands / leads. The commander leader has absolute control over fucking anything. The command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) sexually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. The command leader's specialty is in concealing sexual actions by claiming that sexual contact was unintentional. The most common example of this is the "UH" or "Unintentional Hand Job.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.
Nik : Command Leader just UH'd me!
Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!
Nik : fucccccccckk!
Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!
Nik : fucccccccckk!
by kraftdinner112 January 24, 2011
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The 10 rules any G must follow at all times. If not they do not follow they are a bitch and therefore do not need to breathe.
The Ghetto Commandments
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police
by Freakniks freaky friend LK April 16, 2010
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by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the cobra commander mug.To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
Get the comasturbation mug.The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.
Dude, I was totally dozing at the office after that giant serving of chow mein for lunch. Total carb coma.
by El Mexigringo September 30, 2010
Get the Carb Coma mug.A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.
"Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--"
*Nurse leaves*
"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"
*Nurse leaves*
"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"
by L's Pocky January 20, 2009
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