no cojones

Slang term meaning a person has no courage or they are sackless.

Also means a man who has no testicles.

A man who won't stand up for himself, his family, and his friends has no cojones.

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

cjones'n

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009

Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"

by Field Marshall September 29, 2009

coconut juice

n. cum from either male or female that leaves a sweet after taste in the mouth of the recipient. Usually coconut juice is the swallowable cum with no gag effects.

How it went last night with that girl? She told me I tasted sweet, so I let her swallow the coconut juice.

by White-Boy13 January 14, 2009

coconut

What you call a girl who has two assholes.

I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016