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Cocktail Of Death

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).
Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.
by Makslacker March 1, 2015
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Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.
NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.
by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008
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flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.
Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.
by kajoe December 11, 2009
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Lethal Cocktail

A combination of, but not limited to, Adderall, Vyvanse, Cocaine, Marijuana, and Percocet. These ingredients must be ingested within one hellacious night, often proceeded by playing unheard-of amounts of guitar, to be considered a true "Lethal Cocktail."
Dear lord man.. that lethal cocktail almost killed us.

What did we just fucking do? That'd be a lethal cocktail bro.
by Dick Ironhammer November 1, 2010
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moltov cocktail

French version of the famous "molotov" cocktail. The French use fries in their version which creates a reaction between the starch and flammable liquid creating a bigger explosion.
I want to throw a moltov cocktail when people call off from work!
by tits&clits August 25, 2014
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colorado cocktail

Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!

In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.
Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!
by John Hickenlooper April 14, 2014
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butt cocktail

When multiple men ejaculate into another persons butt hole.
"Man my butt hurts this morning!"

"Yeah, you totally passed out last night so me and the boys made you a butt cocktail."
by Sausage Handler July 10, 2016
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