A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.
Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee December 9, 2008
Get the Chode 1 mug.Someone who believes they are above another person just because they have an abundance of muscles and think mainly about who they can rock next on their dick.
frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
While i was waiting to get into the club, this total chode rocker pushed in front of me. He thought just because he had some hot skinny girl on his arm and bigger arms than me that he could take my place in line. Fuck those chode rockers.
by Paul Rabinowitz July 5, 2006
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Close friends, or homies.
by PTruvs September 18, 2009
Get the Chode lick mug.Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011
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by Bam068 January 30, 2020
Get the Total Chode mug.Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
by Dr. Scrote December 28, 2007
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