shit chip

One acting in the way of a person named Larry by demeaning one nicknamed D.

Larry is a shit chip.

by Benchracerx September 5, 2018

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.

"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)

by Confuseus January 25, 2014

brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.

Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.

by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015

Rolling in the Chips

(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.

Wow, I was really rolling in the chips last night.

by Drunkperson May 21, 2013

nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016

STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women

Stull chip has a small shrimp cock

by Unknown genius December 20, 2016