China, Texas is a small town in Texas, just west of Beaumont. All was well in this sleepy little town until the residents got burned by their mayor, who sold her property to a low income housing company for $700,000. The now ex-mayor made so much money and pushed the build quietly through counsil. The towns folk voted the mean old lady out of office, but now China is stuck with low income apartments which the water dept will not be able to keep up with the new demands of. Sad for the future of little China, TX.
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The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
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It's meant to replace terms such as "Oh my fucking god" or "Holy shit".
It's meant to replace terms such as "Oh my fucking god" or "Holy shit".
Joergen: *Gets stuck in the piston door after Felix replaced the lever with a button*
PewDiePie: "Move Joergen!!" *While he desperately tries to keep the piston door open by spamming the button, so Joergen doesn't get hurt*
Joergen: *Moves away from the piston door so he doesn't get hurt*
PewDiePie: "Make a button they said!! *In sarcastic voice* "Aw, yeah I'll make a button. Rewire the whole thing" ... Pause ... "Chibaliba..."
PewDiePie: "Move Joergen!!" *While he desperately tries to keep the piston door open by spamming the button, so Joergen doesn't get hurt*
Joergen: *Moves away from the piston door so he doesn't get hurt*
PewDiePie: "Make a button they said!! *In sarcastic voice* "Aw, yeah I'll make a button. Rewire the whole thing" ... Pause ... "Chibaliba..."
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