before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
by buzz August 18, 2003
A Vibe check, or formerly, a viiiiiiibe check, is the conduction of an individual's vibe, done by one worthy of a Vibe licence (see below for details) with the Vibe-o-meter. If a willing participant makes the Vibe-o-meter go green, it means the participant is hereby deemed chill, and is awarded the exclusive Vibe Licence which needs to be renewed annually. Additional methods for receiving a Licence are to fist bump the Dwayne the Rock Johnson, own a 2007 Pontiac Vibe no longer in production, Figure out Obama's last name or get your YouTube video demonetized.
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 October 23, 2019
Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...
by MVC March 19, 2003
process of ensuring that there's enough toilet paper to meet your needs PRIOR to using public toilet
by brand x May 08, 2010
1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)
First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"
Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."
First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."
Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."
First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."
by Jack Offa September 05, 2010
by immabepimpin October 22, 2017
A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.
Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."
by coining buttress October 10, 2016