Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

chatshy

Being shy verbally communicating with others in real life and also, being consciously shy talking with people on social sites such as Facebook.

ME: I'm chatshy talking to the girl I love!
-girl I love comes online-
ME: I just can't do it.

by asdasdasd23345 September 21, 2011

chatstalk

Basically, having numerous conversations at once with the same person, like having a conversation on Facebook, Yahoo Instant Messenger and the phone--all with the same person. This usually occurs when you have absolutely nothing else to do.

Jack: So did you talk to Kelly last night?
Rick: Yeah, on the phone and facebook.
Jack: So you chatstalked her?

by dumbledor42 November 17, 2011

chatastic

An adjective for someone who is really witty and funny when texting, but rather unamusing IRL.

Man, that Ann is chatastic on line, but in person...meh

by drdave56 April 13, 2014

catosaurous

Apple butter

Would you pass the catosaurous

by The willer March 22, 2017

Chatsworth drone

Not an actual drone per day; rather the drone sound a private plane makes while flying overhead. Chatsworth. Because that's where a lot of adult films. Are made. It seems in every adult film you hear the drone sound not from a vibrator but from a. Small plane flying overhead.

We got screwed by the chatsworth drone again! We. Were trying to wrap the money shot an we had to do "25" takes because of the damn plane. Those poor fluffers and stunt cock doubles were worn out!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Chaos

I quote directly:

“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”

I hate Chaos soooo much

Stupid cosmic fuckwit.

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021