pencils 25 cents each

Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.

Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".

by Qwazzy October 25, 2020

sixty-nine cents

not enough money for chicken nuggets

"hey how much money do you have?"
"oh like sixty-nine cents"
"oh you know what that means!"
"i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
*cri*

by PickleTheCowPig December 3, 2020

a few cents short of a dollar

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

by Saww Con July 7, 2022

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

Cerise

A popular woman's name which attracted dozens of interesting complimentary submissions to the UD and dozens and dozens of derogatory insults to unsuspecting women and girls who share the name. UD editors have decided to stop further definitions for Cerise.

No more definitions for Cerise will be added to the Urban Dictionary because too many UD contributors decided to use the site to angrily insult women and girls with the name.

by dp September 24, 2003

certi

certi-fied
another way to describe the music made by a vintage rock band called queen.

Freddie Mercury made a certi song today.

by good old fasioned lover boy March 27, 2019

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

by Big Steve September 7, 2004