Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

The Ceren Theory

when you can’t decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! 😫 examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.

or you just like using this 😏 emoji.

god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.

Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door

by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023

Valeria Cepeda

Valeria is the love of my life, my first ever real love, she’s the most beautiful girl ever, she’s beautiful in the inside and out, she’s has the most beautiful smile ever, her eyes are hazel and you can get lost in them forever, her beauty marks are adorable, her personality man you can just feel like the safest ever around her, her heart, God, her heart is so big and beautiful as well as her beautiful soul, everything about her is one of a kind. I miss her so much, i miss that peace she would give me, i miss feeling like i was on top of the world with her, i miss joking with her, i miss us making random animal noises, i miss her nose scrunches, i miss admiring her, i miss admiring how peacefully she slept, i miss hearing her pretty voice, her pretty laugh and giggle, i miss us so much princesa, you don’t know how much i wish it could’ve been different, how much i wanted to heal you, i wanted to love you so bad , i miss loving you princesa, i miss feeling your one of a kind love.

-J<3

I love you, te amo, te quiero , con todo mi corazon, para siempre Valeria Cepeda.

by JGLB. July 9, 2023

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Nagarjuna Cement

cement that prevented 9/11

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland June 13, 2024