catch-22

A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

by Khelek May 31, 2003

catch me fuck me shorts

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!

by SFC G May 7, 2008

cachaco

someone from the department of Cundinamarca in Colombia

look at that cachaco.. definitely from bogotá..

by rolitaz November 17, 2004

do you catch my drift

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth?

So her momma steps in and things got out of control... do you catch my drift?

by Teller July 30, 2008

catch vibes

To feel utterly alive and thriving in a particular moment

I catch vibes moshing with my best friends at Gov Ball

by Qwerty7795 March 4, 2019

catch

1) To capture, seize, take or hold ect ect ect
2) The abriviation for the term catchya which is an Australian term which means catch you later or goodbye
3) Can be used to describe Chicks

1)Patty - "hey timmy can you catch the ball"
2)Steven - "Yeah I will see you later eh"
Ben - "yeah, catch"
3)Steven - "man is my girl a catch"

by Mangles September 28, 2005

catch you on the flip side

I'll see you in the next life/after life if i die doing this dangerous thing i'm about to do.

1. Boondock Saints-"Catch you on the flip side" before he goes into the restaurant and kills 3 guys in it.
2. Tarzan, if i dont make it to the temple of kuakuamakimuno i'll catch u on the flip side. btw watch out for that tree

by Mikey money August 17, 2006