Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 10, 2020

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004

Cancer

Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..

Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer!
Caillou: Ok, if u say so.
Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!

by A Fellow User January 30, 2019

cancer rising

GOOD MANIPULATORS. stay away from them because they manipulate the SHIT out of you

yeah she said she likes me
Dude she’s a cancer rising she just manipulated you.

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

human cancer

Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.

Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

by Jabrawni August 4, 2010

Canberra

If Australia was a donut, Canberra would be the hole.

Man 1: Canberra is so boring
Man 2: yeah, it's such a hole

by Alexis01 April 24, 2014