white cancer

When ignorant white people add to each other's' ignorance by being around other white ignorant people.

"OMG Chelsea you can't say 'nigga"!'"
"You can when squad is hanging out! Because we're white cancer"
"ROFL"

by nohochomsky December 28, 2016

Terminal Cancer

Fortnite

Terminal Cancer is just fortnite

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018

cancer in a box

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...

Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"

by Justin June 12, 2005

Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

Nut cancer

Cancer of the nuts often resulting in the loss of one or more nuts

Guy1: hey, i heard you had nut cancer

Guy2: yeah, but can you please call it Testicular cancer?

Guy1: loose any nuts?

Guy2: Im calling the cops...

by DooDLExD October 16, 2009

cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers September 8, 2008

Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012