Draining the Cactus

When your girl is so thirsty, she waits patiently on her knees, staring up at you, mouth open, tounge out, begging for every last drop of your cum to satisfy her.
"When she patiently tries to suck every last drop of your cock, with the sloppiest blowjob ever like a good thirsty cumslut, completely Draining the Cactus"
by J♥️J May 23, 2025
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Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.
"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"
by Jazz Speller September 24, 2017
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Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.
by Pizzasmash March 19, 2018
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Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
by heck_rw August 02, 2018
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Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 01, 2020
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Family Cactus

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