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Jasmine the cow

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by bananananana split October 24, 2018
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cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
by rosa1234 February 7, 2012
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Cow Pen

Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.
Morgan blinded me with her cow pen.
by cookiequeens December 23, 2009
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milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.
my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one
by Eddybean May 2, 2005
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cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice
"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"
by jshep21 April 8, 2009
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Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.
Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows
by Saajisan March 17, 2010
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cow morgan

A fat ugly person that dedicates their life to ruin children's lives by teaching german.
by Cow morgan December 8, 2016
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