Bitch Bullet 

Feminine sanitary device, a tampon.

Hey, while your at the store could you pick me up a box of bitch-bullets, I'm having some fierce menstration. And Super-Plus-size me!


Say, could I bum a bitch bullet, I just started.

Bitch Bullet by fairywagina October 6, 2008

Baby Bullet 

Sperm

Pulling out is like playing Russian roulette with a baby bullet.

Baby Bullet by Blueberrypop April 25, 2010

dodging the brown bullet 

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

dodging the brown bullet by mc? June 28, 2012

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015

Afghan Magic Bullet 

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

Afghan Magic Bullet by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009

Steaming Bullet 

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

Steaming Bullet by D-Man May 13, 2005

Golden Bullet 

When a woman squirts but it is actually pee coming out. The man thinks it is cum of some sort. He got the Golden Bullet.

Arron was amazed at his wife's orgasm; too bad it was a Golden Bullet.

Golden Bullet by crestwood March 22, 2010