Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

buffer

A law-abiding citizen that makes an easy mark for a con-artist.

Those buffers were so easy to steal from.

by gtcompscientist December 14, 2008

Buffer

The act of a female licking the asshole of her male partner.

She blew my fucking mind after she gave me that buffer.

by The duder 17 February 8, 2013

buffness

When you can truly say the following:

Dude, I almost started a fire today in physics class, 'cause I'm SMOKING HOT!
Dude, could I borrow your sewing machine, 'cause I'm RIPPED!
Dude, I almost got suspended today, 'cause I brought THESE GUNS TO SCHOOL!

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 16, 2003

buffers

person or people, usauly from cominuity service who clean up graffitti.

damn fool someone buffed my shit cu!!!

by eugene August 27, 2003

muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.

Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

by BertGregor June 12, 2008

buffe

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

by da bomb March 8, 2005