broner

Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.

When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.

by Hot Boy Carl August 31, 2010

Bruce

Bruce is a mass of contradictions. Or should that be a mess of contradictions? He will be loyal, honest, authentic, enthusiastic, adventurous, but insensitive.

He can be extremely emotional but hide it well. He feels emotions deeply, but you would never guess by listening to him.

When he’s made a decision he takes a long time to change his mind, but when he does change his mind he doesn’t object to admitting that his first decision might have been wrong.

He can be an enthusiastic lover, and a strong friend.

He has highs and lows in his life. Big highs, and big lows. But even at his lowest low, he accepts completely that the position he’s in was as a result of his own choices.

He is an eternal optimist, and while he always hopes for the best, doesn’t often plan for the worst.

Let’s have an adventure with Bruce. It will be fun, but most of all, it will be different.

by BFNZ May 17, 2019

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

I bonned Bruce's Mom last night

by Backdatassup December 14, 2008

brunelli

A homewrecker. A woman who steals another woman's husband. Known to do things like making false claims to law enforcement in order to aide in getting time alone with her victims.

Their marriage didn't stand a chance after meeting a brunelli.

by Glacier eyes April 9, 2022

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

Literary Brunette

LB for short. A girl, often a brunette, with a literary or artistic bent of mind; but not always talented. Often withdrawn, enigmatic, and strangely seductive. While not exactly an invalid, she is physically not on very sound footing either. Death may, in fact, be imminent. This only adds to her allure.

Examples of famous LBs- Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Stewart, Arundhati Roy, Josephine March from Little Women

-Oh have you met Tom's new girlfriend, she was chain-smoking gauloises and reading from the Surrealist Manifesto.
- Damn, sounds like a real LB (literary brunette)

by minotoro October 17, 2021