hop a broomstick

"hopping a broom stick" is much like a combination of getting married and eloping

Jack : Lets get married, but not a big wedding
Jill : How about we hop a broomstick and fly to an african jungle

by LoveMe1219151 September 29, 2009

Witch's broom

Trivial cause for delay.

(As in the movie Wizard of Oz)

"Every time I go to the DMV they send me away to get money or ID or something. I wonder what will be the witch's broom this year?"

by DMV waiting November 25, 2013

Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.

SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016

broomer

A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.

Oh my God, look at that girl, she's a total broomer!

by Crystam August 19, 2007

brocolli

some thing wierd people eat

"Do you want brocolli honey?"

by Sara September 6, 2004

Brocore

Brocore: The act of listening to and/or being a part of any local/national Nu-Metal scene. Usually one who is brocore dresses in all black, with giant jeans that look like dresses (tattered at the feet, of course). Can often be found wearing a Korn t-shirt.

Bro #1: "DUDE!! I just got the newest LIMPBIZKIT and SEVENDUST albums on my iPod!! I'm SUPER brocore!"

Bro #2: "Siqq Bro! But what about SLIPKNOT?!"

Bro #1: "Oh yeah, them too!"

by broxmosher September 12, 2005

broom ass

To act like you are better than most people and act like you got a stick up your butt for no good reason.

Broom ass like the guy who works at hardys and just thinks he is better than you and he makes minimum wage

by The guy who knows his shit? November 23, 2014