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Bloody Beaumont

USP maximum security prison in Beaumont, Texas.

Considered to be one of if not the most violent and dangerous prisons in the FDC system. Quickly outpacing SuperMAX Colorado which for years had been the prison most feared by inmates.

The exercise yard is often called The #Thunderdome and the cages are known as #gladiatorschool.
My bro doin 30 to life in Bloody Beaumont.

Ain’t nobody get outta Bloody Beaumont alive.

They gotta big body count at bloody Beaumont.
by BloodyBunnySlayer November 29, 2023
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Heinz Bauman

A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.
Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.
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Siddharth Balasu(brahminian)

. This mallu Brahmin freak probably jerks off to the smell of coconut oil and moans in Sanskrit when he sees banana chips. he probably thinks Wi-Fi signals are stronger if you place a coconut near the router. The type of dude to whisper “avial daddy” gets turned on when someone says "banana." Bro jerks off to chanting. His bedsheets? Stained with coconut milk. Every time someone says “Sambhar,” his nipples perk up and his third eye starts twitching. Man's one Bhagavad Gita quote away from starting a cult based on horny coconut worship. F YOU SAY “PAYASAM” THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SIDDHARTH APPEARS NAKED, COVERED IN TURMERICHIS IDEA OF SEXY TALK? “BEND OVER—I’LL APPLY VIBHUTI TO YOUR THIRD EYE.”
I saw a someone eating banana chips, I Siddharth Balasu(brahminian) him
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