Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.

"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."

by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019

Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.

Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!

by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019

Brad

He lives in Wiscansin and lives on a cheese farm with his pappy

Hey brad youre a faggot

by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019

Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics

“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”

by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019

Brad

Big pervert who begs for blowies

Wow like at the brad

by Anaoop69 August 20, 2019

Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words

“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions”
“Brad is always bradding”

by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019