Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Braedon

He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He tends to call other guys simps, but whether he admits or not he is a simp himself. He will tell the weirdest jokes, but they will still makes you smile and laugh. He has the most sincere smile in the world. Although he can be an annoying jerk at times. His eyes can girls melt on the inside. His voice is deeper than many other boys his age. He has the power to be interestingly abnormally weird around his friends. He will give up a Saturday with the boys for his special girl. He will always be there for you when you need him the most. Girls, never let him go. And guys keep him around for awhile and maybe his coolness will rub off on you!

Girl 1: "Ugh" "There goes the idiots."
Girl 2: "I know Braedon has the most dreamy eyes!"
Girl 3: "I have known him since we were 3, he calls any other guy that talks to a girl a simp, but to tell y'all the truth, he is the real simp."

by Sweeeeeeeeeeetheart November 13, 2020

Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021

Braedon

The sweetest boy in the world. A total baller. Will treat you the best ever. Deserves all your hugs n’ kisses

OMG did you see Alexis?!? She with a braedon!

by TinyPeenGurl March 23, 2021

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021