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Un-cock-a-block-able

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009
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Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!
I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!
by Steven Capone January 17, 2008
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fresh off the motha fuckin block

It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.

Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K
by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017
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Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.
Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."
by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008
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cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
by Bode H January 28, 2008
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