Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

pulling the blinds

A sexual act in which a tampon's string is slowly pulled but not completely removed to provide stimulation.

Shawna was pulling the blinds on Diana to her extreme delight.

by run2themax November 25, 2009

blend

the same as shag init

mandem we shud blend thoz chicks period

by Leroy 1 January 16, 2008

the bends

what you get when your gf thinks your penis is a gear shaft and shifts into reverse while on top. it's not broken, it's the bends.

last night was more than a little rough...i got the bends, man.

by mosse July 30, 2008

Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

blendin

An aca-licious way to describe an awesome situation. Named after the most sought-after a cappella quality, "blend."

"Guys, that last runthrough was totally blendin. Let's go party."

by shabberton October 22, 2013

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003