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blanket master

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.
Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”
by Gamecock Lover April 11, 2023
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blanket party

a group of guys (usually) gets together and attacks another guy by throwing a blanket over his head and beating him, usually with a baseball bat
person 1: Joe is such an asshole! We should throw him a blanket party!
by Welcometothezoo September 3, 2012
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pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006
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Rap blanket

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down
i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket
by joedbreeze April 10, 2008
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face blanket

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."
by MHSL January 27, 2013
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Fuck Blanket

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.
I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.
by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011
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gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.
Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.
by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008
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