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Seat belt selfie 

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.
What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.
Seat belt selfie by Lazy_Tiger July 18, 2016
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pelt below the belt

Sara said she would always carry the full beaver because she would never shave her pelt below the belt.
pelt below the belt by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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who wears the chastity belt 

Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.
Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!

Canadian Conveyer Belt 

The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"

The Nothing Belt 

Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?

Texas Belt Buckle

When you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy's belt buckle
My pants turned into a sauna so I no other choice than to show that bitch my Texas Belt Buckle
Texas Belt Buckle by Dan Combs November 12, 2014

Futility Belt 

A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
Futility Belt by SuperKate April 26, 2009