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bear house by The manager 382 February 3, 2014
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Bear Game
A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.
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bear cough
bear cough by roflmhaowabrbaz April 1, 2011
Bear Mountain Beer
Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.
"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."
Bear Mountain Beer by Lokokoko January 31, 2010
bear fucker
an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
bear fucker by bigwillystylesallinit November 30, 2009
bear polar
Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
bear polar by dj radness August 5, 2009
bear rug
Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Can be used as a verb or noun.