Penn Bear

A big hugable bear from Pensylvania. Has a heart as big as a bear

Stevo: Maaaaan, I wanna hug that thang so baadd
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb

by Bear Love April 16, 2011

pouka bear

a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.

Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.

by tonytone407 June 15, 2009

Bekah Bear

1) A wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. Despite it's menacing name, it's known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.

But beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you're shit out of luck.

2) A common pet name for Bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. She'll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. Therefore, Bekah Bear.

Again, beware of cupcake cravings. There be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.

Person 1: Is that a Bekah bear on that beach?
Person 2: Yea, it is... wait... what's that smell? IS THAT CUPCAKES?
Person 1: OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US.
Person 2: I don't want to die! *sob*

Person 1: Gosh I love my Bekah Bear.
Bekah bear: I saw a cupcake commercial.
Person 1: *no longer there*

by HeroC March 2, 2011

scummy bear

A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy

The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.

by MikeG August 25, 2005

bear snack

A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.

Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.

by RescueBeeotch September 3, 2009

Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus January 14, 2009

Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

by Steve the Snake December 28, 2007