triple yourself

To defecate, piss yourself, and cum all at the same time. Popularized in movie The Misfits and is used to describe the physical reaction to serious, often nerdy, excitement and fan-hype.

Dude, when the new Call of Duty game was announced, I tripled myself!

I can't wait for the new Gorillaz album! I'm tripling myself thinking about it!

Dude, don't triple yourself over the new Transformers movie.

by Navalon March 25, 2011

Save yourself

To take care of business, handle up, sink or swim.

When you go to the pool with your friends and they are taking selfies while you drown.
You need to find it within the "save yourself".

by #saveyourself August 02, 2018

lose yourself

A less obscure and unclever way of saying, "I have an idea, you should play hide and go fuck yourself!"

I wish Eminem would lose himself somewhere in Antartica.

by Curses October 05, 2004

hand yourself

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

by SquardWed March 20, 2021

Backed yourself

The act of shitting oneself!

Damn it Keith, have you backed yourself again?

by Monsieur Crisp Packet Hands January 22, 2021

Step outside yourself

Phrase encouraging a listener to set aside their opinion on a particular subject and attempt to look at that same situation through the eyes of another in an attempt to understand that person's perspective and/or opinion.

After listening to Betsy's bullshit take on how horrible IV drug users are Kevin replied back, "Whatever, bitch, if you could hit yourself on your own you'd be just like them. How about you step outside yourself before you go talking shit about people who are just doing something that you wish you could do, you fucking hater".

by Nikki Stixx June 08, 2020

off yourself

to jerk yourself

You seem stressed, maybe you should off yourself

by theasianmasian December 17, 2017