batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011

Batman

when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.

i totally batmaned that hoe last night

by huskies12 April 29, 2010

batman

A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)

guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night

guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.

by TearsOfBlood December 14, 2010

Batmanned

To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.

"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."

by Commander Fist August 24, 2011

Batman

a sex act where while having sex with a female you pinch both of her labia between your finger and your thumb and then spread them out to make them look like bat wings.

Last night I gave Robin a "batman".

by The Youngstown Milkman August 29, 2011

Batman the Brave and the Bold

a show that embraces how goofy and cartoonish Batman can be.

Idiot: Batman the Brave and the Bold sucks. I'm glad it got cancelled.

Watcher of B.B.B: stfu, you don't know shit. Batman the Brave and the Bold is great! It has better writing than your stupid "serious" Batman, so go fucking kill yourself.

Idiot: okay, calm down a bit.

by Just another comics nerd June 19, 2017