Bob Barker Special

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it for several hours then beat their vagina with the frozen shit condom.

Oh damn, I heard Justin gave his girl, Ashley, a Bob Barker Special last night.

by betty489 June 2, 2010

Barbered

(verb) A term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.

Tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.

by Redfoot9311 September 19, 2010

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013

barbering

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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

barfeteria

Means how gross a Cafe or cafeteria is

Www... This place is like a barfeteria.

by Emmag September 7, 2016

Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.

dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night

by MadtownJay October 29, 2010