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Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008
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bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.
1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.
by Clarkma July 18, 2010
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Banking

In the popular TV show "The Weakest Link" contestants have an opportunity to "bank" if they want to safehouse themselves from a future mistake. This inspires the term "banking" to describe women of a certain age (generally 33+) settling, or "banking" on a perhaps unsuitable partner in order to leave appropriate time for marriage and babies.
"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"

"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"
by skate88 November 11, 2013
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baking brownies

When one shits.
Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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boking

Your mother.

Only boking.
by Marge hater December 23, 2005
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basking ridge

The richest, most stuck up place in NJ. Also the worlds most boring place ever.
Basking Ridge is so boring it's known as hell on earth
by Ruan December 28, 2005
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De-Booking

Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)
I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it
by bookshat May 24, 2011
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