banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020

banana jelly

A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.

It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.

by WrongTurtleDove April 21, 2014

Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.

Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010

Purse banana

A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.

Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.

By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.

by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013

banana sandwich

1.The discription of a state of complete disorder.
where the thing you are discribing is acting negatively in a unexpectedly large way.

2.Another phrase for the word crazy

"everything was just fine until the guy just go's banana sandwich and starts yelling at the clerk"

Dane Cook - "But here's what drove me banana sandwich about this robe."

by xA1UC4RDx September 24, 2007

banana for scale

The common used scale under all intelligent beings. People who use the banana scale view the metric and imperial system as inferior and useless. Banana's are clearly more reliable as a measure of length than some random concept or human limbs. The scale is usually used in photographs to show the size of an object. Banana's are yellow which automatically mean that they are superior to other fruits. Banana's will soon be the commonly used measure of length and they will soon rule the world.

'That guy has a small penis.'
'Yeah, it's only half a banana.'
'Well, you're an intelligent fellow using a banana for scale.'

by banjobananenfilet February 18, 2015