emotional suicide bomber

A person so determined to destroy your happiness or mood that he/she is willing to do, say, or behave in ways that will humiliate, embarrass and/or degrade him/herself in the process.

Chris just passed gas a dinner even though he knew I needed to make a good impression. He is such an emotional suicide bomber!

by philly1701 May 13, 2013

Bobertson

To abandon one's keyboard for a long period of time.

I gotta take a Bobertson, see you in a few hours.

by Cognitive Elite June 11, 2003

stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

Bomber

A person who modifies diesel engines for increased performance in their respective application.

The bombers are having get together at the drag strip this weekend.

by lumberjack1986 January 3, 2010

baltimore bomber

Before having sex you take a crap load of laxatives and when you reach climax you just let it all shoot out. It is said to be very Satisfying.

Dude last night was so awesome! I ripped out a baltimore bomber and shit went everywhere!

by Capt. James January 4, 2008

Chode Bomber

A really big chode (i.e. a douche bag)

That guy at the Back Fence last night was a Chode Bomber.

Do you know what a Chode Bomber is? You!

by Rowdy O May 31, 2005

Bobbet

Devoted mother and friend who is addicted to knitting and candy corn. Watch out, she also loves to pop zits. This loud, sometimes timid woman loves milk shakes and karaoke parties by herself. Loves boobs.

"Wow I'm so glad I know Bobbet, now I have no zits!"

by Meatpie989 February 5, 2010