Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

axe

The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?

by abt_03 January 5, 2021

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

ax elra arup

slang for coward

You're such an ax elra arup

by ashokramsey1 January 18, 2023

battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025