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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
mugGet the Beavers Axemug.

Axe Bomb

Axe Bomb, the action where in you pierce an aerosol can of axe deodorant and roll it into a room imitating a smoke grenade to take away the unpleasant odor it has. Axe Bombs are usually used for worst case scenarios and as a drastic measure to rid a room of its previous smell.
Enzos mom would’ve smelled the weed in the recording studio if we hadn’t Axe Bombed the room moments prior to her entering.
by NotDavid69/14 August 10, 2020
mugGet the Axe Bombmug.

Ax Wounde

It's a pussy!
Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!
by Pussy Killa February 18, 2010
mugGet the Ax Woundemug.

ax elra arup

You're such an ax elra arup
by ashokramsey1 January 18, 2023
mugGet the ax elra arupmug.

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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Axe, aXe, axE<7.9.7.6>mug.

battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
mugGet the battle axedmug.

I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)
Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"
by anonymous April 28, 2024
mugGet the I ate the axemug.

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