A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.
Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?
Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011
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(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
by student456 August 6, 2012
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Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
Get the Awkward Sloth Slap mug.when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
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1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
I just met him the other day when I came out of the bathroom and he walked over to tell me that I had a toilet paper tail. We have a date next Friday. It was a total awkwartunity!
by andirou April 23, 2013
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A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
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B: Dude those double negatives make your sentence sound awkworded.
B: Dude those double negatives make your sentence sound awkworded.
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