australian wine fountain

taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.

Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that

australian wine fountain by rampage1379 January 12, 2010

Australian mustache 

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

Australian mustache by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

Australian Tea Party 

The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.

I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.

Australian Tea Party by Dahhomie November 16, 2013

Australian Push-Up 

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.

In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.

Australian Push-Up by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

australian accent 

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off

they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose

'feesh and cheeps'

australian accent = retarded english

australian accent by Radass head July 2, 2009

Australian Toilet 

When you shit in a girls mouth then 69 with her (australian cuz toilets goes backwards in australia)

I gave your mom an australian toilet

Australian Toilet by CJ WESTlu December 9, 2008

Australian Ice cream 

When a man cums upon a woman's face, then proceeds to lick it off as it was ice cream.

Jim jizzed on Linda's face, then licked it up like it was vanilla ice cream, that's an Australian Ice Cream for ya.

Australian Ice cream by Rory Von Biggaballs July 14, 2009