Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Arse Crevice

I british way to say ass hole.

Edward (In British accent): You need to keep your pinkies up Thomas, it is proper manners.
Thomas (In British accent): Make me, arse crevice.

by Quank Q. August 12, 2009

arse tache

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

by nomes353 June 4, 2009

fuzz arse

A word used to name a female who has an extreme pubic growth in the vaginal and orific area. This type of person can be easily identified by the obvious bulge in that area of her underwear (if visible) and on occasion the extruding hair around the edges of the underwear.

"I cant believe you pumped fuzz arse!"

by Kyle MCC August 21, 2006

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.

'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009

dumb arse

1) A person who cannot answer anything in school

2) someone who is literally dumber than an arse

3) a type of donkey that is a slow learner

you failed ur test, your such a dumb arse
that boy's such a dumb arse
Thats not a smart arse thats a dumb arse

by Adchwa March 15, 2008