Arse fish

Someone who hangs around with you and your crowd in the full knowledge that they are unwelcome and disliked. In spite of frequent insults, rebuttal and sarcasm, they still persevere in their attempts to be liked, as they have nothing else to do and nobody to do it with.

That Steve, he just went and spent £60 on cocktails for everyone, even though we're drinking lager! I'm gonna throw mine into the plant pots; he's such an arse fish

by Bowelhazard July 27, 2010

arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

by Karlos April 1, 2004

Arse Hole

A word comonly used to descride neds or other dumbassed life forms (Rangers Fans And Old People)

"look At The State Of That Arse Hole"
"Uh Oh Here Comes The Arse Hole Brigade"

by Ricin_dude October 9, 2003

arse fez

Being a variation on the expletive/insult "ass hat." Coined on the flash animation Weebl (and sometimes Weebl's friend Bob).

(Bob having won a game of I Spy)
Weebl: Arse fez!

by C. Taylor April 16, 2008

arse ripper

gay man who gives anal

ummm see above?

by i could eat chocolate all night long April 27, 2003

arse blaster

An Arse blaster is someone who has seen to much goatse, and now feels the need to repcorduce the anomily in other persons.

www.goatse.cx

A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)

by RaYdeX September 9, 2004

Arse fez

(lit.) anal hair, used as expletive. Comes from populat cartoon weebl and bob

I dropped my pen, arse fez!

by crabbadon September 22, 2006